The Moment I Opened Eyes

No one knows when he'll blow his first candle...No one knows what obsticles n' crises he'll have to handle...It's just GOD's choice... someone new will increase the billions one more...But to that one: "Why should he come? why for?!"Everyone wishes not to come to "hell"...Cz' livin' in the hell isn't so well...Nd'... For me;' I...I didn't want to come...Cz' I knew I have to run...I didn't want to live... Cz' I knew it's naught a deal of fun...But... I had to;I kicked my mom's belly...She started vomitin'...Something's inside is hittin' nd' hittin'....Oh! she's pregnant... it's her second baby, "They were all exhilirated!"Oh!, "I've said inside!"... I don't want to be humiliated!Gifts and toys have filled the drawer...Cheers,,, for the new comer!Pink or blue, Pink or blue...what could it be?Is it a he? or is it a she?!They discovered it's a he...Nd' I was like, "OMG! why I'll be to see?!"It was the 9th month, nd' I was about to come... But, why sould I do?!(In the surgery room)The surgery was over... and' finally:I saw the lights... I opened my eyes...She was the only one... that grinned at me...I giggled at her... impressed by her dazzling smile...I loved her from the first look... nd' started to smile...She saw me an angel... a shining star...She knew I'd fly... nd' get so far...Then,The doc's hit me on the silky butt... I cried I cried... it became hot... While the doc was holdin' me upside-down...I peed on his face... felt that he frowned... ..HiH..Back to she... she was the only one who noticed me...She planned to feed my power, my strength... my me...Nd' it was... I became what she planned I'd be...Finally, She was confused to name me... nd' said: "mmm... what could it be?!"..."Abed, Abed!!"... It was the name she bestowed upon me! It was fun,The Moment I opened my eyes...I made the doctor run;Afraid of my explosions and heavy cries... =PHih..Hih..Hih..It's A Day to REMEMBER!